Sunday, May 24, 2009

Janette Oke... enough said...


A parody of her novel "Seasons of the Heart's" description.

(Original)

Meet Joshua Jones, a young man growing up on the prairie at the turn of the century. Shaped by his unconventional family and the events that transpire in the small town he calls home, Josh faces questions of life, faith, and love in this heartwarming, four-part story by beloved and bestselling author Janette Oke.


Spoofed version:

Meet Joshua Loans, a young banker growing up in "Prairie", a small town that watches endless hours of TV everyday as they drive their Century's. Shaped by his cookie-cutter family and Tv related events that transpire in the small town he calls "suckerville", Josh faces the questions of life, Tv, scams, and radio-active fly's that eat computer chips, in this heartwarming, four part story of scams and lies written by the the beloved and bestselling author Jannette Oke.


Disclaimer: I in no way own any of Janette Oke's work, and in no way wish to own it. I Don't mean to break any laws of copyright crap and wouldn't want my name on her books anyway. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... now that the legal stuffs taken care of!

So many stupid things, so little time to make fun of them...


Old Blue Jeans, by: Miley Cyrus

Where No Holes Should Ever Be, by: Me
You walk away from me tonight,
I left you terrified,I thought we had a lot of fun,
But all you want to do is run,

Take away the glamour, 
The world, let it show,
And try to forget what you just saw,
Take away the jeers, 
The and all the hype,
Cause' I didn't dress up tonight. 

I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans,
They have holes where no holes should ever be.
Would you give me a towel,
Or just laugh and howl, 
Oh if you saw me,
Me in my old blue jeans.

You think I'm unapproachable,
And maybe your right,
I should read a book, 
Cover to cover,
It be my first, 
I just might...

Take away the glamour,
Oh wait thats to late,
And forget everything you just saw,
Take away my hideous hair,
I didn't dress up tonight.

I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans,
They have holes where no holes should ever be,
Would you give me a towel,
Or just laugh and howl, 
Oh if you saw me in,
Me in my old blue jeans, (x2)

You just saw what you get!

I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans,
They have holes where no holes should ever be,
Would you give me a towel,
or just laugh and howl, OhIf you saw me in,
Me in my old blue jeans, (x3)