I'm going into non-safe territory, I'm risking life and limb (those obsessed fan girls are violent) I'm about to mock... THE JONAS BROTHERS! *ducks Mrs. Jonas tee shirts being hurled at me* Ha! You missed...

Year 3000

One day, when I came home at brunch time,

I heard a funny noise,

Went out to the backyard to find out,

If it was one of those rowdy girls,

Stood  there with my neighbor named Peter,

And a Flux Capacitor.

He told me he built a dime machine.

But it ran on gasoline so he,

changed it to, yeah, a time machine,

He said I've been to the year 3000,

Not much has changed but you cant take a shower,

And your great, great, great, aunt  Flower, 

Is doing time (doing time).

I took me to the future in the deluxe thing,

And I saw everything.

Dumb Boy bands and another one and another one... (and another one!)

And girls that fell in love with them, some things never change,

Their heads float above reality.

We drove around in a time machine,

It still ran on gasoline,

Yeah.... he said....

I've been to the year 3000.

Not much has changed but you can't take a shower,

And your great, great, great aunt Flower,

Is doing time, (doing time).

I took a trip to the year 3000.

This is a stupid song,

Everybody hates my guts,

Please somebody, wish me luck,

I took a trip to the year 3000,

This is a stupid song,

Everybody hates my guts, (hates my guts, hates my guts)

He told me he built a time machine,

It runs on gasoline,

Yeah, yeah!!!

I've been to the year 3000. (Yeah, Ben!)

Not much has changed but you cant take a shower. (how dumb!)

And your great, great, great, aunt Flower, (great, great aunt Flower)

Is doing time, (doing time, doing time)

I've been to the year 3000. (Yeah, Ben!)

Not much has changed but you cant take a shower. (how dumb!)

And your great, great, great, aunt Flower, (great, great aunt Flower)

Is doing time, (doing time, doing time)

He said, I've been to the year 3000.

Not much has changed but you can't take a shower.

And your great, great, great, aunt Flower,

Is doing fine (doing fine).

I in NO way own this song, (like I'd put my name on it even if I did...) I don't know the Jonas Brothers, (Thank you God!) And I don't want to break any of the copy law crap, blah, blah, blah, I know this must be annoying but I can so see some crazy obsessed fan trying to get them to sue me for using parts of their songs and making fun of one of the worst bands ever. Legal stuff.... bah...