Saturday, January 2, 2010
Boring... book... bleh...
Another book parody by me, based on a Lori Wick book description called "Cassidy".
Original:
For Cassidy Norton, life as a seamstress in Token Creek is bliss, and what time she doesn't spend expanding her growing business, she spends with her friends and church family. But she hasn't always lived in Montana, and her past is beginning to creep up on her. Will she choose to share herself with the people she's grown to love? Will she have the strength to make all of her dreams come true?
Parody:
For Cassidy Norton life as a waitress in Chuck-E-Cheese is bliss and what time she doesn't spend exterminating her growing army of purple ants she spends with her friends making ridiculous run on sentences rather like this one but she hasn't always lived in a frigerator box and her past is beginning to creep up on her will she choose to share the play pin with the kids she serves will she have the stupidity to make bubble gum flavored pizza?
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Janette Oke... enough said... part two!
A parody of her book "Spring's Gentle Promise".
Original:
Josh is in a quandry. Matilda is vivacious and lovely; Mary is sweet and supportive. And they won't remain single for very long. But how is he to go about courting someone he sees in his kitchen nearly every day? And, more importantly, whom does he truly love?
Parody version:
Josh is in the laundry. Matilda is an exterminator and homely. Mary likes to tweet and eat bacon chips. And they won't play bingo for very long. But how is he to go about taking someone to court he sees in his kitchen nearly every day? And, more importantly, whose grilled chicken does he truly like?
Friday, October 16, 2009
Lori Wick.... books? VIDEO?!??? *bleh* Not for the queasy.
Yeah... I know. It practically parodies itself. Some books make my blog easy...
Friday, June 26, 2009
This is a huge step for me, and a step back for Bethany House!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
I'm going into non-safe territory, I'm risking life and limb (those obsessed fan girls are violent) I'm about to mock... THE JONAS BROTHERS! *ducks Mrs. Jonas tee shirts being hurled at me* Ha! You missed...
I've been to the year 3000. (Yeah, Ben!)
Not much has changed but you cant take a shower. (how dumb!)
And your great, great, great, aunt Flower, (great, great aunt Flower)
Is doing time, (doing time, doing time)
Thursday, May 28, 2009
I'm attempting to mock Taylor Swift at the stake of my reputation and face... worth it.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Lori Wick...
When Chase offers Rusty a position in his stately home as a companion for his young son, Quintin, Rusty accepts. But when she realized how little time Chase spends with Quintin, Rusty’s heart is torn. How can she convince Chase that his son desperately needs a father?
And can Chase learn to trust God to help him demonstrate his love and affection for Quintin—and for Rusty?
A heartwarming story of love, trust, and family.
Spoofed version:
Katherine Taggert- nicknamed "Musty", for her body oder--smells like a rotten fish in her aunt and uncle's fast food restaurant. Unaccustomed to her bad smell, they send her traveling alone in the pioneer West, Musty is accompanied on her first road trip by the kind, but unobservant widower Chase McDonalds.
When Chase offers Musty a position in his stately 2 story McDonalds restaurant as a companion for his young employee, Ouintin, Musty accepts. But when she realized how little time Chase spends watching the french fries with Quintin, Musty's heart is torn. How can she convince Chase that his employee doesn't put enough salt on the french fries and desperately needs a hair cut?
And can Chase learn to trust his dog Ronald to help him demonstrate his talents as a dow show host, and as a french fry maker?
A fry warming story of fast food, salt, and dog shows.
Disclaimer: I in no way own this story either, nor do I wish to. I in NO way know Mrs. Wick, and hold no claims to her work. I don't want to break any copyright laws, just make fun of what I consider a stupid story. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...