Sunday, May 24, 2009

Lori Wick...


A parody of Lori Wick's "Promise Me Tomorrow", description.

Original:
Katherine Taggert—nicknamed “Rusty” for her curly red hair—shines like a ray of sunshine at her aunt and uncle’s orphanage. Unaccustomed to traveling alone in the pioneer West, Rusty is accompanied on her first orphanage placement trip by the kind but reserved widower Chase McCandles.

When Chase offers Rusty a position in his stately home as a companion for his young son, Quintin, Rusty accepts. But when she realized how little time Chase spends with Quintin, Rusty’s heart is torn. How can she convince Chase that his son desperately needs a father?

And can Chase learn to trust God to help him demonstrate his love and affection for Quintin—and for Rusty?

A heartwarming story of love, trust, and family.

Spoofed version:

Katherine Taggert- nicknamed "Musty", for her body oder--smells like a rotten fish in her aunt and uncle's fast food restaurant. Unaccustomed to her bad smell, they send her traveling alone in the pioneer West, Musty is accompanied on her first road trip by the kind, but unobservant widower Chase McDonalds.

When Chase offers Musty a position in his stately 2 story McDonalds restaurant as a companion for his young employee, Ouintin, Musty accepts. But when she realized how little time Chase spends watching the french fries with Quintin, Musty's heart is torn. How can she convince Chase that his employee doesn't put enough salt on the french fries and desperately needs a hair cut?

And can Chase learn to trust his dog Ronald to help him demonstrate his talents as a dow show host, and as a french fry maker?

A fry warming story of fast food, salt, and dog shows.

Disclaimer: I in no way own this story either, nor do I wish to. I in NO way know Mrs. Wick, and hold no claims to her work. I don't want to break any copyright laws, just make fun of what I consider a stupid story. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... 

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