So many stupid things, so little time to make fun of them...

Old Blue Jeans, by: Miley Cyrus

Where No Holes Should Ever Be, by: Me

You walk away from me tonight, I left you terrified,I thought we had a lot of fun, But all you want to do is run, Take away the glamour,  The world, let it show, And try to forget what you just saw, Take away the jeers,  The and all the hype, Cause' I didn't dress up tonight.  I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans, They have holes where no holes should ever be. Would you give me a towel, Or just laugh and howl,  Oh if you saw me, Me in my old blue jeans. You think I'm unapproachable, And maybe your right, I should read a book,  Cover to cover, It be my first,  I just might... Take away the glamour, Oh wait thats to late, And forget everything you just saw, Take away my hideous hair, I didn't dress up tonight. I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans, They have holes where no holes should ever be, Would you give me a towel, Or just laugh and howl,  Oh if you saw me in, Me in my old blue jeans, (x2) You just saw what you get! I'm gonna put on my old blue jeans, They have holes where no holes should ever be, Would you give me a towel, or just laugh and howl, OhIf you saw me in, Me in my old blue jeans, (x3)

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