I'm attempting to mock Taylor Swift at the stake of my reputation and face... worth it.

Tear Drops On My Guitar: By Taylor Swift

Deer Droppings On My Car: By Me!

Sue looked at me,

I faked sigh so she won't see,

What I want and need,

Are a car wash and key,

I'll bet its beautiful,

That new car she talks about,

And it's got everything,

From a motor to a valve,

Sue talks to me,

I punch her cause' she so mean,

I can't even see,

What's going on behind me,

She says she's so in love,

She's finally got the color right,

I wonder if she knows,

What's going on behind her sight,

She's the reason for the deer droppings on my car,

The only thing that keeps my bus pass close at hand at last,

She's the voice that keeps ringing in my ears,

Don't know why she doesn't stop,

Sue walks by me,

Doesn't she see?

There's a deer pooping, so perfectly,

On the new car, she loves so dearly,

She better not take it light,

Give it a good scrub,

Don't by into the cheap soap lies,

And know a good sponge cause',

She's the reason for the deer droppings on our cars,

The only reason we keep our bus passes close on hand at last,

She's the voice that keeps ringing in my ears,

Don't know why she doesn't stop,

So I drive home holding my breath,

As I turn around the bend,

I'll put this smell out,

By getting some bleach and giving a good rub,

'Cause, she's the reason for the deer droppings on my car,

The only one who's going to pay of my cleaning bills,

She's the voice in my head that keeps ringing,

Don't know why she doesn't stop,

She's the time taken up to catch a bus,

And she's all that I need to use,

Sue looks at her car,

And I smile as she cleans the poop.